Monthly Archives: July 2006


Young FrankenSteve

Some years ago a video surfaced on the internet that could probably be considered one of the earliest viral videos. This video became widely known as the MonkeyBoy video. Someone shot it a Microsoft professional developers conference during a speech by Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer. Ballmer has always been known as being rather loud and annoying to put it mildly, but this video plus another one shot at another conference truly put him over the top. The second video, known as the developers, developers video brought new meaning to the word sweat. Now someone has created a mashup of the creature presentation scene from the classic Mel Brookes film Young Frankenstein and the two Ballmer videos. Enjoy!


Shadow Art Fair a success!

I went to the shadow art fair with Max this afternoon and the Corner Brewery was packed with people. It was good to see so many people turn out to this event. Hopefully this will become a standard fixture on the Ypsi summer calendar along with the Beer Festival, the Elvis Fest, and many others. The city of Ypsilanti may be having some financial difficulties but this city is alive and well thanks to the efforts of an involved community. The city owes a debt to involved people Like Mark Maynard and the other organizers of the art fair, the friends of the Freight House, Friends of Rutherford Pool, Linda French and the other Depot Town business owners and so many others that I can’t name right now. With such an involved community Ypsilanti is bound to overcome it’s difficulties.


The real costs of the broken IP system

The other day I wrote about the Supreme Court dismissing an important patent infringement case without ruling on the merits of the case. This whole case got me thinking. I have been speaking to people for several years about the problems with the intellectual property system. To most people this seems to be an arcane subject that has no real bearing on their lives. After all they’re not inventors getting patents, or writers or film-makers or artists worried about copyright. But as technology advances, and more and more people write blogs, post there photos and videos on the web, and record podcasts these become real issues. My son Max recently started doing a music podcast called MewzikCast. I had to explain to him why he couldn’t play some of his favorite songs on his show. Big record companies pay millions of dollars a year to companies like Clear channel to get songs played on their radio stations. But if someone doing an independent podcast wants to play the same songs, there is no way to do it. And if you do, they will come after you. And the reality is that podcasts are helping to sell music.

However, another very real cost of this system is one that we all (at least in the United States, less so in more enlightened countries) have to pay every day. The vast majority of Americans are familiar with the skyrocketing cost of health insurance. After a brief respite in the the latter part of the 1990’s when HMOs started to catch on, the rate of inflation of health care coverage has been on a very steady climb for last 5-6 years. Probably the single biggest driver of this inflation is the cost of prescription drugs. One of the reasons for these costs is the patent system. When the pharmaceutical companies develop a drug, they patent it. This gives them a monopoly for a limited period of time for that drug. When you have a monopoly on a product you can charge whatever price you want. The premise of patents and copyrights as defined in the constitution is to promote progress by giving inventors and artists a period of limited monopoly in exchange for disclosing their discoveries and works publicly. In this way the creators get make some money from their works while ultimately the works pass into the public domain so that others can build on it. This premise is one of the contributors to the incredible technological and cultural advancement of the last two centuries. However, as these monopolies have helped to create fortunes, the fortunes have led some to do whatever they can to preserve the cash flow, without necessarily creating anything new or useful.

This has been manifested in several ways. In the entertainment industry, copyright holders (and not that these copy right holders are not necessarily the creative people but the holders of the copyright), there has been continued drives to extend the period of copyright, and greater restrictions on what can be done with copyrighted material. In the area of patents, patent holders have tried to tweak their patented products to get new or extended patent protection. They have also tried to get broader less specific patents. An example this would be a drug company developing a new treatment for some medical problem. After getting a patent and getting the drug on the market for some number of years, they develop a new variant with the same drug in a new form. For example, the drug may initially come in a tablet form. Then it is developed in a capsule form. Now having a drug in a capsule form may be an innovation in itself and patentable. However once this has been done, putting other drugs into this form is no longer innovative. Similarly developing extended release versions might also be patented, even though it really shouldn’t be. In this way pharmaceutical companies have manipulated the patent system in order keep drugs under their control. By keeping a patent in force on brand name drugs, they keep generic versions off the market.

If you have ever compared the prices of generic and brand name medications you know how huge this gap is. For example, I take loratadine which is sold under the brand name Claratin for my allergies. The brand name stuff sells in a box of 40 tablets for about $16 I bought a bottle of 120 at Target for $17 for the generic version. It is the exact same drug for 1/3 of the price. This example is available over the counter now, but similar comparisons apply to must prescription drugs. The pharmaceutical companies do everything they can to preserve their patent protection as long as they can. Other examples of abuse of the system are of the type by Metabolite to patent a basic chemical relationship. They get patents on overly broad or general ideas. Health care systems are then forced to pay exorbitant fees to conduct tests, or pay for medicine. This affects each and every one of us. If we can afford health insurance we end up paying much more. More people than ever cannot even afford insurance. For the rest of us we end up paying for all the un-insured either through the taxes we pay to support Medicaid or through the higher fees charged by hospital to cover the costs of the emergency care they have to provide to un-insured patients.

The patent system need to be fundamentally changed with the onus put on the applicants to demonstrate the true innovation of their “invention”. There should also be an open comment period after an application is published so that people can shoot holes in it and demonstrate prior art before a patent is granted. It needs to be easier to show that an idea is not valid for patenting before granting a patent. I will be discussing this last thought more in another post I am working on and will publish shortly.


Shadow Art Fair! 2

Hey everybody! Don’t forget the shadow art fair tomorrow July 15 at the Corner Brewery in Ypsilanti. It runs from 12-8pm and features over 30 local artists selling their wares. You can also try out some of the beers being produced at the brewery. Avoid the crowds at that other fair in a neighboring city next week. Support local artists and go check it out. After you’re done you can go a couple of blocks south to Depot Town and have a pizza at Aubree’s or a burger or the great fish and chips at the Sidetrack. Finally you can get an ice cream at Cafe Luwak. If you don’t live in Ypsilanti or haven’t checked out Depot Town you should definitely go check it out tomorrow.


Google’s coming to town

In case you thought parking was hard to find in downtown Ann Arbor before, It may be about to get a whole lot worse. Yesterday it was announced that Google is going to build a new headquarters for their AdWords business in Ann Arbor and hire a thousand people in the area. Although having a thousand new jobs in the area is awesome, they apparently want to build in downtown Ann Arbor and need 200,000 square feet of office space. Where the hell are you go to put another 1000 cars in Ann Arbor especially if some of the proposed sites are used which include existing surface parking lots.

I have an idea, how about Ypsilanti? The Corner Brewery has bought part of the old Motor Wheel plant, maybe the rest could go to Google. Or how about the site of the soon to be vacated Ypsilanti Public Schools bus garage? Or the Water Street site? Or the current site of the former Visteon plant that will soon close? Come on Ypsi needs the tax revenue and there are plenty of spaces that might be suitable. What do the mayoral candidates think? Steve Pierce can you here me?


Livonia Police 2

I work in Livonia, MI and I’m pretty sure the only thing the Livonia police do is traffic enforcement. Rarely a day goes by that I don’t see at least 1 speed trap somewhere in Livonia. For the past 6-7 years they have been using Ford Crown Victoria’s since they retired the last of the old rear-drive Chevy Caprices. Well now if you drive in the Livonia area you may want to keep you eyes open. Over the past year they have changed their color scheme to solid black with just gold decals on the front doors and often no rooftop light-bar. This week I have seen that they also have new cars. They have added some new Dodge Chargers to the fleet like the one in this picture. police charger Unfortunately they are a lot less visible because of the all black paint job. So be careful on the roads of Livonia, because those officers don’t mind writing you up for 5mph over the limit or even worse cutting through a mall parking lot without stopping to shop. If you know where I work you probably know what I’m talking about.


It’s time for the big one

OK the time has come for long awaited big earthquake that sucks California into the Pacific. At least Hollywood needs to be put out of our misery. They clearly have nothing worthwhile left to offer the world. I was scanning through Digg tonight and what should I find but a story about the trailer for Rocky 6. Yes you read that right Rocky Balboa is back for another round. Now would someone please explain to me why anyone would fund this movie? A quick check of IMDB shows that Sylvester Stallone tuned 60 last week. Why the hell is this guy making another Rocky movie? Worse guess what he is doing next. You got it, Rambo is back. Rambo 4 comes in 2007 Does Hollywood actually have any original ideas? If not then please shut it down.

On a side note, why do we need HDTV to watch the US Poker Championships? Since when is Poker a sport anyway? Why is ESPN showing Poker championships at all, let alone in HD? More evidence that the mainstream media is completely hopeless.


Sprinklers

One thing that has annoyed me for many years is sprinklers. During the summer months, as I drive to work I regularly sprinklers running in front of businesses all over the place. Water costs money. More money every year. Every gallon of water has to be paid for as does the electricity to run pumps and the maintenance for piping and sprinkler heads. What I find really irritating is seeing sprinklers running while it is raining. How hard can it possibly be to add a rain sensor if you are installing a system that would cancel the sprinkler cycle if it is raining? Also why does anyone run a sprinkler in the middle of the day during the summer. When the ambient temperature is in the 80’s or 90’s more of the water is going to evaporate than soak into the ground. If you absolutely must run sprinklers do it at night when it is cooler and less of the water evaporates and stick some moisture sensors in the ground to only run them when the ground is too dry. Better yet don’t run them at all. I drive past a big Ford automatic transmission plant every day. Several times a week the sprinklers are running on the grass areas in front of the building. Ford (along with GM) is having serious financial issues right now. I’d like to know how many hundreds of thousands of dollars a year they spend running sprinklers at all their plants. I say save some money and let the grass go brown and dormant in the summer months. It won’t die, it will spring back when it rains. Plus if you don’t water it, the grass doesn’t need to be cut as often. Turn off the sprinklers now!


Fast Trucks?

Will they ever get the hint? Over the last 20 years the Detroit based automakers have repeatedly tried to build “sport trucks”. Anyone who really cares about cars and likes something with decent performance that is fun to drive, would never seriously consider a truck. Don’t get me wrong trucks have there place. There have been many times over the years when I have made good use of trucks for hauling loads of materials for a project, or top soil or mulch for the garden or some other large dirty object. But these occasions are not frequent enough to justify actually own a truck. The same goes for the majority of people. This of course has not stopped most of those people from buying trucks and SUVs. However, even if they do own a truck people generally at least want the option of being able to tow or haul stuff. They also like to sit up high so they at least have some possibility to see around all the other trucks. So basically people want trucks for two reasons, hauling stuff and a commanding presence on the road. They don’t buy them for their good looks or performance or handling. This is good because trucks generally posses none of these qualities in any appreciable amount.

Dodge Ram SRT-10Nonetheless Ford, GM and Chrysler have persisted in creating these sport trucks. They take a pickup truck or less frequently an SUV (which of course of derived from the pickups, but I digress as usual) platform, and then put the biggest most powerful engine that fits into it. Of course in order to try and “complete” the illusion of sport they have to make other changes. Since an unloaded pickup truck tends to have very little of its weight distributed over the rear axle (which is also the drive axle in these vehicles) Getting all the excess power to road requires really wide sticky high performance tires. To be able to get some semblance of handling (and prevent persistent rollovers) in a vehicle with as high a center of gravity as a truck and sticky tires, they have to shorten and stiffen the springs. This has the benefit of making the truck look a little sportier but has the cost of virtually eliminating the load hauling and towing capabilities of these trucks. It also means that they have a really stiff ride that is very uncomfortable. So let me summarize. You now have a large, heavy, unattractive vehicle that has had all of its utility stripped out of it. It gets lousy fuel economy, a rough ride and a high price. It tends to accelerate really fast in a straight line and resist changing direction or stopping (Newton’s first law of motion having not yet been repealed by the republicans in congress).

Needless to say the vast majority of car buyers have had no problem at all resisting the urge to buy one of these things. Every one of these models from the 1991 GMC Syclone through two generations of Ford F150 Lightnings, various other GM trucks, to the current Dodge Ram SRT-10 has had similar characteristics, and similar levels of sales success (or lack of it). The Ram SRT-10 is probably the fasted of all (featuring the 500hp engine from the Viper). However, for all the cost of development and certification they have only managed to sell about 2000 copies a year. So now Chrysler is going to discontinue the Ram SRT-10. With all the problems the Detroit based car makers have they need to forget about these trucks now and focus on building cars people actually want that can earn a profit. If they want to build something sporty, then they should build real sports cars like the Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky, the Mustang and other smaller sports machines. Rumor has it that Ford is working on another edition of the Lightning. I say that Ford, GM and Chrysler need to take a hint, forget sport trucks. They don’t work, and no one wants them.