I found this on John C. Dvorak’s blog. The only one I would question is #9. for that you would use the entire staff of Fox News.
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
The Answer is TEN…
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the newlight bulb,
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner “Bulb Accomplished”,
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally “in the dark” the whole time,
8. One to viciously smear #7,
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
nyuck! i’m having fun reading this–where have these posts been? i keep seeing one at a time. good job, sam.
Thanks. I’ve been posting pretty regularly ever since I set up the blog in july. If you use an rss aggregator, there is a link for the feed down on the right hand side. Just look for the orange xml button.