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Hey kettle, you're black says the pot!

Hey kettle, you're black says the pot!

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Robert Scoble calls my content "internet noise." His wife is a fan of mine, though, and disagrees.

I guess it's true: when one man's post really get another's wife going, there'll be trouble.

http://scobleizer.com/2012/11/09/the-war-on-noise/

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Without doubt the highlight of the current presidential campaign has been Bad Lip…

Without doubt the highlight of the current presidential campaign has been Bad Lip Reading and here is the latest effort.
#indecision2012

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Get the pop tart!!!

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I spent many evenings reading Dr Seuss to my kids when they were young, and loved…

I spent many evenings reading Dr Seuss to my kids when they were young, and loved every minute of it. The silly art and the Ted Giesel's magical words were great.

But all good things eventually need to be updated and the gang at MAD have brought Seuss into the current century.

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Dr. Seuss for the Digital Age
2012 marks the 75th Anniversary of Dr. Seuss’ first book, And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street, which has led many to wonder what the Seuss library would look like if he wrote his books in the present day. Once again, MAD stands years ahead of the pack — in 2008, we updated some of Seuss’ most popular titles to make them relevant to the message-board-trolling miscreants of the YouTube Generation.

From MAD #491, July 2008
Writer: Darren Johnson
Artist: Gary Hallgren

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I knew this guy was overated :) 2

I knew this guy was overated 🙂

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New Biography Reveals Einstein Devised Theory Of Relativity On Paper Because He Wasn't Smart Enough To Invent Microsoft Word
PRINCETON, NJ—A new biography by science historian Tanya Medel has rocked the physics world with the revelation that theoretical physicist Albert Einstein wasn't smart enough to invent Microsoft W…

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Jeremy Clarkson is wrong about offensive humor

Jeremy Clarkson has always been an offensive blowhard, that’s his schtick. However, on last week’s episode of Top Gear, he and his sidekicks Richard Hammond and James May went too far. During the news segment of the show, they brought up the Mastretta MXT, a new sports car intended to be built in Mexico. Instead of discussing the merits of this machine, the trio veered off into a racist attack on Mexicans, calling them lazy, feckless and flatulent. This sort of thing is nothing new for Clarkson who is no stranger to misogyny and political incorrectness, but this time he and his cohorts went way too far.

Since the broadcast Mexican officials have of course called for an apology, but comedian Steve Coogan has penned a brilliant counter-attack on Clarkson in the Guardian.  Coogan calls out Clarkson for attacking groups that he sees as easy targets, in this case Mexicans.  Clarkson doesn’t attack muslims or jews, but those that don’t have large organized groups defending them are in his crosshairs.

The beauty of Top Gear has long been the brilliant cinematography and the interaction between the hosts. Even people that don’t care about cars watch the show and are entertained by antics like the trek through the Amazon jungle, driving across the spine of Africa or the challenge where the trio had to create amphibious vehicles.  There is no shortage of comedic moments in these episodes. Racist attacks and bullying are simply unnecessary and uncalled for.

As Stephen Colbert has demonstrated so deftly over the years, the best comedy comes from speaking truthiness to power, not attacking the powerless. Clarkson provides a lame defense of his jokes with

“there are calls in Britain at the moment for all offensive humour to be banned. But what people don’t realise is that without offence, there can be no jokes.”

However, this is not about offensive humor. There was nothing humorous about what Jezza, Hamster and Captain Slow said last week. There is plenty of truly funny material that is offensive but comedy is best targeted at those sitting at the top of the hill abusing power. The butt of the joke should be the overweight, pompous master being carried aloft, not the impoverished litter bearers.

Attacking those that you perceive as weak only serves to demonstrate your own weakness.


It’s the Fuggly! 2

By now you may have seen the commercials for the Snuggie which looks like some old monk’s robe but is actually a blanket with sleeves. Yes it’s a dopey premise, but it makes prime fodder for the talented team that creates “This Hour has 22 Minutes”.


Forget Sarah for Veep! Palin for President! Michael that is…

Only an desperate idiot with dementia would even consider a domionist, theocratic nut-job like the current governor of Alaska for the second slot on the presidential election ticket.  But since so many Americans seems willing to seriously consider the utterly unqualified Sarah Palin as a viable candidate to step into the White House if and when McCain kicks the bucket, I would like to throw my support behind a Palin would be far better suited to the job.  Plus he probably already knows what the Bush doctrine is.